I got all my brothers with me... Dad took this picture of us with mom the other night. Do you notice what's wrong with the picture? I'm not on mom's lap. I'm her favorite, and I'm stuck on the armrest of the sofa. Stupid lardass is on her lap and the cat they now call "Little Shit" is on there, too. It's ok. I know she still loves me the most. In fact, this morning, she woke up before 5am and had to use the bathroom. When she came back, I got up on top of her head and started purring loudly so she knew that I was there. She kept tossing and turning. I wonder why? Then when her alarm went off, she was lying on her tummy so I go on top of her back and laid down. So comfy! I don't know why she just didn't lie like that forever.
The Rockies keep on winning! It's very exciting. We all tuned in last night. Well, I spent a lot of time on the deck in my fortress. Jabba the Hut puked on mom's comforter on Wednesday night so she washed it and then draped it across the deck to dry. It made a fun hiding place. Mom and dad got tickets to watch them play on Sunday and Monday. It's a pretty exciting time to be a Rockies fan!
Helton has been more annoying than ever, lately. He won't leave mom alone. Whenever she has water or milk, he has to try to drink it out of her cup. She can't even take a drink without him being on her lap trying to get into it AS she drinks it. He's such a little punk. I'm much more sophisticated than that.
Yesterday mom bought us some new food. I'm no Rhodes Scholar, but the bag says "Light". Now, I'm quite svelte, and Helton is tiny - so what's this "light" thing? I think it was pretty good but I only got a few bites because fatass Vinny ate most of it. Ohh.....
Until next time,
GO ROCKIES!
Ellis D
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