So, our wonderful Fluff left in the bag in the morning with dad. It's never a good sign if you go away in that bag. Ok, it's not a bag, it's a 'travel crate', but when Vinny left last time he came home missing a tooth! So, guess what... Helton came home NEKKID!!!!!
And, to throw salt in his wounds, Rocco (I found out the things have names) thought that he was a DOG! BWAHAHAHAHA! He kept following him around sniffing his butt. I almost felt sorry for him because he kept hiding and didn't like when mom would try to pick him up, but then I remembered all the times he's bitchslapped me for no reason. He got what he had coming! Mom says it will grow back, but secretly I hope it won't. It's fun to stare and point and laugh. Vinny doesn't seem to care. As long as he gets food, all is right in his world.
The things are doing ok, I guess. The one still runs into me. Ugh! And she jumped on the bed the other night when Vinny & I were snuggled up with mom. I, of course, stood my ground, but Vinny took off. He probably was just hungry. Mom puts the things in the crate at night now, because Rocco has had a few accidents and mom is starting to get high from the cleaning fumes. They do well with that, though. They don't have beautiful hair like me and Helton... oh wait... hahahahahahaha... to keep them warm.
So, I guess I can finish this post by saying that it's very obvious now who the most handsome cat in the house is.
Um, that's me.
Yours in beauty,
Ellis D
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