Well, I guess we can put it this way - if Helton would just take care of his fat ass, we wouldn't be in this pickle. But, he didn't, and he has mats in his fur on his hind end. So, mom was trying to brush them out last night and it didn't go so well, so she took the scissors to a few. And, well, also took the scissors to his skin. He has a hole the size of a dime on his hindquarters. Mom cleaned it up real good, but he was pretty moody last night. But, by this morning he was back to his old self so I guess that's a good thing. Either way, I shall be grooming myself a little better just in case.
Then there's Vinny. Mom always says he's the "best cat ever", blah blah blah... well guess what he did this morning? He POOPED ON HER SOFA! Can you believe that? So mom had to do a little extra cleaning while getting ready for work. She wasn't happy at all. I could see if those things did it, but noooOOOoooo. It was Mr. Perfect Angel himself.
Mom's friend Julia (aka Tavi's mom) showed her this picture this morning. I feel that it defines all that I believe as a feline blogger. Many thanks to Julia for understanding just how hard it can be to be a cat some days.
Ciao,
Ellis D
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Dear Ellis,
Mom is very happy you like the picture. Perhaps you could help me distract her so I can spend more time on top of the kitchen cabinets.
Only 5 more days until Caturday!
Octavio (AKA Tavi)
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