It wasn't a dream

I
had a good night's sleep. Stupid Helton didn't sleep on the bed so that is always nice. He does dumb stuff like gets under the covers with mom and dad. I keep hoping he'll suffocate. He never does.

But when I woke up, much to my horror, THEY WERE STILL HERE. It wasn't a dream. What is up with my mom and dad? Mom always said she liked longhairs. These guys have NO hair!

But, imagine my joy when mom locked them both in their crate when she left for work. HA! Free at last! Free at last! Wait... mom and dad are home... and they're out. Seriously, no one ever consults with me. Ever.

My brothers are so dumb. They eat dog food. They obviously have the IQ of a dog if they're gonna do that. Dummies. The female dog (notice I didn't say bitch) sat on the sofa with dad while he ate his chicken. Dad said he never wants dogs. I love my dad!

Mom took some pictures to help document this great injustice. Up above you see my brother Helton ignoring the male canine. Next to that is the female one trying to "blend in". Nice try. I still see you.

Til next time,
Ellis D