Helton has to get shaved! That's what you get for not taking care of your beautiful fur. Dad is bringing him in on his way to work on Tuesday. I bet he's gonna look DUMB. HAHAHAHAHA!
So, my mom and her friends write "Dear _____ " letters. Here is my contribution.
Dear Female Thing,
I am a big furry cat. I am dark grey. I know you are half blind, but I AM LARGE. I have lost track of how many times you have run into me. I have feelings too, you know. You are lucky that I am patient and gimpy myself, or else we might have to take this outside. I suggest you start watching yourself.
Sincerely,
The cat, not the invisible man
Mom also said that she is going to have to rent a steam cleaner for when the dogs leave. They don't know how to use the litter box like we do, and during the night they leave icky surprises of the #1 kind. Mom has gone through 2 bottles of Spot Shot already.
Mom is yelling at Helton right now. He's up on the counter. Maybe she should just let him be up there but threaten him with the fact that bad kitties go bald. Vinny and I can't wait til Tuesday night!
Hasta luego,
Ellis D
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